Well, since her marriage is a crazy sham, so is her divorce. Guess in this case, in that narrow sense, it isn’t especially frivolous, 😆.
I notice, in the People story, that her ‘Haitian’ pirate ‘Jack’ looks a lot like Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, in the painting shown… Inquiring minds want to know: did she catch her pirate ghost husband Jack bedding another woman, as he had ostensibly bedded her before their marriage? 😉
And who will officiate the divorce? Will she have to go out to international waters again to have it done? Questions, questions; no doubt we have to wait for her book deal and talk show appearances for answers; I wait with bated breath! 😉
Her story would be cliché if her now ex husband wasn’t a pirate ghost. From People Magazine Woman Who Married 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Announces Their ‘Marriage Is Over’
Eventually, Teague said the two even started having a sexual relationship—but she wanted more.
“Growing up in Ireland in my era, you were taught that if a man bedded you, he should wed you,” she said. “I knew from my research that spiritual marriage was a thing, so it was more me that wanted to get married than him—he would have been happy like most men with just sex.”