Demand sausages everywhere

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I demand sausages in bed!

I demand sausages in the shower!

I demand sausages in the church pew!

I demand sausages on an iceberg!

I demand sausages in the Marianas Trench!

I demand sausages on Halley’s Comet!

2 thoughts on “Demand sausages everywhere

  1. Years ago, a young farmer in the USSR read how in America, farmers expect as many as 16 pigs in a litter. He went to his ag rep, another young man enthusiastic about new beginnings, and ask what he could do. Better housing, better feed, good pastures, save only the best sow for breeding and so on. It was a lot of work, but to the farmer’s delight, after a few years his sow doubled her litters from 6 pigs to 12!

    His neighbor, a dour old ardent communist, watched all this and went to the agie rep. “Oh,” said the ag rep, “You want to learn how to double production too?”

    “No, comrade,” said the communist. “I want you to shoot those 6 extras pigs.”

    And that’s how socialism works.

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