Putting the ‘colon’ back in ‘colonialism’…

Frenchman invents pills that ostensibly make one’s farts smell like chocolate, roses or violets

Yeah.

GESVRES, France, Nov. 26 (UPI) — A French inventor says pills he developed to make bodily gases smell like chocolate were inspired by a particularly flatulent meal with friends.

Christian Poincheval, 65, of Gesvres, said his Lutin Malin — or Crafty Imp — line of pills can make a customer’s bodily gases smell like chocolate, roses or violets.

Poincheval developed the chocolate scent specially for Christmas.

The website selling the products bills the pills as “The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate.”

“It’s a nice present for the festive season,” Poincheval told The Local. “There will be a real need for these pills over Christmas.”

He even looks like a French Father Christmas!

Brit builds fart machine, points it at France

Hilarious.

"I fart in your general direction!"

“I fart in your general direction!”

A British plumber and inventor built a large fart machine, which he aimed and fired at France.

“I can confirm we had two people say they heard a faint rumble but as of yet, no video that picked it up,” Colin Furze tweeted Thursday evening after pointing a pulse jet surrounded by a large sculpted metal bum off the cliffs of Dover.