Chapter 1 Famed symbologist Dirk Langdon stared at the albino nun. Who was she? Why was she on a motorbike? And why had she just shot him?—
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Chapter 2 Langdon awoke in a crisp, clean hospital bed. He stared blearily out of the window at the Eiffel Tower and frowned. Where was he?—
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Chapter 3 ‘You’re a very lucky man, Mr Langdon, 46,’ said renowned surgeon Marcel Pontneuf, 53, staring down at his recumbent patient . .—
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. . . The chisel-cheeked doctor continued, handsomely. ‘If that bullet had been one inch further to the left it would have hit your body.’—
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Langdon, 46, leapt from his bed. ‘I must get to the Louvre!’ he cried, racing down the corridor like a leopard on its hind legs. #inferno—
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Langdon, 46, frowned as he stared at the painting. There was something wrong, but what? Wait, of course – dogs can’t play poker! #inferno—
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Langdon, 46, gazed at the Mona Lisa, 24, by renowned Leonardo da Vinci, dead. There was something enigmatic about her smile. But what?—
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Langdon, 46, braced himself as the TZX-200 began to move. It wasn’t quite as fast as the TZX-300 but still one of the best elevators around.—
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Suddenly there was an explosion. Renowned symbologist Dirk Langdon, 46, shot out of the elevator like a baby, 6 months, out of a microwave.—
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As the smoke cleared, Langdon, 46, stared in horror at the celebrated Venus de Milo by renowned statue sculptor De Milo. HER ARMS HAD GONE!—
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Langdon sat bemused in his hotel room. Who had caused the explosion? Why did someone want to kill him? And how did you get porn on the TV?—
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Langdon opened the brown door. ‘Hello renowned symbologist, Mr Langdon, 46,’said the unknown woman, 23. ‘Hello unknown woman,’ said Langdon.—
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‘My name is Carla Bugatti,’ said the attractive woman, ‘Come with me.’ ‘Where?’ asked Langdon, 46, questioningly. ‘Venice, Italy,’ she said.—
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Chapter 4 ‘OK,’ said Langdon.—
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Chapter 5 Carla’s skin radiated an iridescent luminescence found only on pearls fished off the east coast of Guam. And the new Nissan Micra.—
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Langdon, 46, stared at Carla, 23. Her lips were full like IKEA on a Sunday and her eyes smouldered like a sack of kittens on a barbecue.—
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Langdon, 46, cultivated a highly individual style – with his distinctive Harris tweed jacket, Somerset loafers and black leather hot pants.—
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The stealth 747 touched down at Venice International Airport, Venice. ‘Why are we here?’asked Langdon. ‘AND WHY IS THAT NUN SHOOTING AT US?’—
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The albino nun leapt onto her BMW motorbike and sped off into the dark Venice night like a panther. Only whiter. And on a motorbike.—
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‘Why is that nun trying to kill me?’ ‘OK’ said Carla, ‘I’ll start at the very beginning.’ Langdon nodded, ‘A very good place to start.’—
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Carla, 23, removed her red Luis Vuitton beret and her dark tresses tumbled down her alabaster shoulders like orphans down a fire escape.—
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Carla took a note from her bag. ‘What is that?’ asked Langdon. ‘A $2,000 deerskin Dolce & Gabbana with optional shoulder strap’ she replied.—
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‘What does this strange symbol mean?’ she asked. ‘I’m not certain,’ said Langdon, ‘But I think it says the artist formerly known as Prince.’—
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It’s a mystery, thought Langdon, 46. Like the mystery of renowned monster, The Loch Ness Monster of Scotlandshire,England. Or Justin Bieber.—
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Langdon, 46,’s brow furrowed in confusion. Like a field being ploughed by a horse-drawn plough pulled by a horse. A very confused horse.—
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‘Only one place will provide the answer’ said Langdon. ‘The Vatican?’ asked Carla. ‘No’ said Langdon, ‘The Sexy-Sexy Go-Go Club, Amsterdam.’—
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AMSTERDAM, thought Langdon, city of windmills! And the only city in Europe you can legally purchase coffee from a registered drug dealer.—
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Suddenly a single gunshot pierced the Amsterdam night and Carla, 23, fell to the ground like a pensioner from a hot air balloon.—
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