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Pizza, in a box made of pizza itself
Because ‘Merica! 🙂
Introducing The PIZZA BOX PIZZA! A pizza box made entirely out of pizza! No waste, 100% pizza and 100% delicious. pic.twitter.com/2KxxndlK4Z
— Vinnie’s Pizzeria (@vinniesbrooklyn) April 27, 2016
(Except for that little white plastic thingy, so 98% pizza or so. 😉 )
Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles
MADISON, West Virginia –
Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.
“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”
Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.
Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.
Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”
The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
No word on whether the testicles tasted like chicken. 😉
The Most American Way Possible To Cook Bacon
LOL! 🙂
God bless America! 🙂
The All-American way to carve a pumpkin
Because ‘Merica! 🙂 (Hat tip: BoB)
Bacon bourbon
Candles that look like baked goods
Because ‘Merica!
Nudist church in Virginia
Because ‘Merica!
Someone’s Selling a 99-Pack of Beer
Because everything is bigger in Texas, an Austin brewery has made a 99 pack of beers for 99 bucks. Ninety-nine beers, in one case. God bless America.
‘Merica!