Caviar and Twinkies, together again

Wait; what?

For just $125, one of these can be yours!

For just $125, one of these can be yours!

It’s fair season, and that means all manner of sugary sweet and deep-fried foods will be available for purchase. But if fried Oreos and cotton candy aren’t your thing, consider these Twinkies covered in caviar.

Chicken Charlie’s whipped up the Twinkie for the Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa, Calif. The swanky snack, which will be available from July 17 to August 16, isn’t cheap: The indulgent treat will set you back a cool $125, a price tag chosen in honor of the fair’s 125th anniversary.

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Bizarre “Masonic Police Force” Uncovered in Los Angeles

WTF?

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The Masonic Fraternal Organization is the oldest and most respected organization in the “World.” Grand Masters around the various states are facing serious safety concerns for their Jurisdictions and their family members. The first Police Department was created by the “Knights Templar’s” back in 1100 B.C.

The Masonic Fraternal Police Department, (M.F.P.D.) is the Knights Templar’s!

When asked what is the difference between The Masonic Fraternal Police Department and other Police Departments the answer is simple for us. We were here first! We are born into this Organization our bloodlines go deeper then an application. This is more then a job it is an obligation.

The Masonic Fraternal Police Department (M.F.P.D.) is a Masonic Sovereign Jurisdiction (Municipality) located within the incorporated City of Santa Clarita, California. The Chief of Police is Honorable Grand Master David Henry 33º was elected and is Governed by a Grand Supreme Council, and 33 Masonic Jurisdictions. He currently oversees a 1/2 Million members throughout the United States.

We are not “Sovereign Citizens’ nor do we condone terrorist activity, sovereign citizens or clandestine!

The Masonic Fraternal Police Department (M.F.P.D.) provides services to Masonic Sovereign Grand Masters and their Masonic Jurisdictions, as well as other Fraternities, Sororities and Greek Organizations. Masonic Fraternal Police Department will be located in 33 other states, including Mexico City. We support all law enforcement agencies. Our mission is to preserve the integrity, honor and legacy of our Founding Fathers, Masonic Organizations, all Grand Masters and their Constitution /By Laws. We will uphold our sworn obligation to protect Sovereign Grand Masters and their jurisdictions.

Human Mole – The Man Who Spent 32 Years Digging a Tunnel to the Middle of Nowhere

Everyone has a passion, I guess…

Somewhere in the Mojave Desert’s El Paso range there is a strange tunnel that traverses 2,087 feet of solid rock up in Copper Mountain. What’s strange is that it doesn’t lead to anywhere special. It simply emerges on the high ledge, in the middle of nowhere. The only reason it exists is because an eccentric man named William Henry ‘Burro’ Schmidt – a.k.a. the human mole – wanted it there.

Although he spent 32 years of his life single-handedly digging a half-mile long tunnel through a solid granite mountain, he never talked much about it. When questioned about his bizarre project, he simply replied that it was a shortcut. To where, no one really knows.

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Pet parrot with British accent disappears from owner’s home, returns four years later speaking Spanish

Funny.

Monday, October 13, 2014, 3:36 PM – A pet parrot that spoke with a British accent when it disappeared from its home four years ago has been reunited with its owner — and the bird now speaks Spanish.

The Daily Breeze reported Sunday the reunion was brought about by a Southern California veterinarian who mistook the African grey parrot for her own missing bird.

Teresa Micco tracked Nigel’s microchip to Darren Chick, a Brit who lives in Torrance.

Little is known about Nigel’s whereabouts the past four years, but Chick says the bird’s British accent is gone and it now speaks Spanish.

Funny double takes around San Diego!

Cool San Diego Sights!

Two street lamps got themselves in a twist. Two street lamps got themselves in a twist.

Here are some funny cool photos for you to enjoy! These were taken at various times in and around downtown San Diego. Once in while I have to blink and do a double take!

Sticker turns dog into an uncurbable beast. Sticker turns dog into an uncurbable beast.

Buster stuck his hand in wet concrete. Buster stuck his hand in wet concrete.

Someone has to water all these watering cans. Someone has to water all these watering cans.

The Deli Llama is wearing his elegant best. The Deli Llama is wearing his elegant best.

This bicycle can be ridden above the sidewalk. This bicycle can be ridden high above the sidewalk.

This outdoor glass elevator is a bit flat. This outdoor glass elevator is a bit flat.

This GoCar won't go. This GoCar won’t go.

Stylish patch for an old broken window. Stylish patch for an old broken window.

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Surfing gone to the dogs…

literally.

The 2014 Unleashed by Petco Surf Dog competition celebrated its ninth year taking place at Imperial Beach, San Diego on July 13, 2014.

Fifty tail wagging wavehounds displayed their surfing skills in a series events for large, medium and small dogs, plus an additional tandem event.

Totally gnarly. Talk about ‘a surfer dude’s best friend’. The charitable canines rode the ruff waves of the Pacific Ocean to raise money for the Humane Society.

Cannabis lube exists now

Because capitalism.

Foria has now hit the market it in the US, a lube that contains THC and other cannabinoids and promises to enhance sex while giving a ‘sensual’ high.

“After using Foria, not only did I have multiple orgasms in a short amount of time, I experienced a deep relaxation of the mind, body and soul,” a customer writes on the company’s website, failing to mention whether she also felt a burning desire to polish off an entire bag of Cheetos.

The cannabis lube is currently only available to those with a physician statement in California, though it will be also be available in Colorado and Washington this summer.

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The lube, which is blended with coconut oil, is edible and can be used by both men and women, retailing at $88 for a small bottle.